The Private Stocks

That’s what the fuck im talkin bout !!!

Under no circumstances are BMX bicycles allowed at our skate spots. Your pegs FUCK SHIT UP and we (skateboarders) ultimately get blamed for it. Yes we make the ledge black with wax and round the egde off but bicycles and their fuckin metal pegs slam down on the ledge and take out huge chunks and make it unskateable for us. We don’t skate on dirt so stay the fuck off of our shit!

Now if this gang of hot biker bitches rolled up to a session I would have to retract my previous statement and welcome them with open arms to our spot. I hope this is a new trend that I see popping up everywhere quick and I know that’s going to make plenty of other things pop up if you know what I mean. One can only hope and dream, untill then enjoy !!!

Music is soooo damn confusing these days. There used to be a few simple categories like rap, country, r&b, rock, and alternative. Now you got Gangster rap, club rap, electro rap, metal, death metal, blah blah blah.

So that makes me wonder what kind of band would you call this one ??? Id have to guess it was called “Cock Rock”. Why the fuck else would he have 9 visible dildos on his gay ass outfit (you know there’s more that were just not seeing in the photo too) ? Everyone usually will laugh at a little gay humor, its usually funny but man your trying waaaay to fuckin hard to be punk rock. I think it’s more of an attitude then an outfit choice. But hey that’s just me and maybe I’m a weirdo.

Because these weird fucks look like stunt doubles for Chunk from the movie Goonies. Apparently this is a hot trend right now in Japan….. sounds like a great fuckin idea. They shoot a bunch of saline (the shit that goes in fake boobs) into their face and look like they got abducted by aliens and got the shit kicked out of them for being sooooo fuckin lame and shooting all that saline into their faces in the first place. What would posess them to do this? Seriously, the world has some serious problems. Go get a new fuckin hobby !!!

The guy on the left is a pussy cause he went for A cups and the guy on the right had to one up his ass and get one boobed D cup…. I guess he wins but I don’t think that’s something to be to proud of now is it you stupid fucks ???

Today is national go skateboarding day….. were so fuckin special we get our own day, even though it’s not yet a nationaly recogonized holiday the shit’s still ours. I hope it doesen’t ever get recogonized cause that would suck. GET UP OFF YOUR ASS AND GO SKATE TODAY !!!

Damn that looks fun…. almost makes me wanna learn handplants even though it wouldn’t be half as much fun to watch as it is when these ladies do it.

Where have you been my whole life you sexy mutherfucka? All joke’s aside…. What the fuck is wrong this this shim (she+him= shim)? I would rather slam my dick in a car door instead of letting this shim even see me naked from across the room. When you look at this all’s you can really say is holy shit am I seeing what I think I’m seeing? Yes you are, so now I hope you can shake this image out of your mind and it doesen’t end up in your spank bank or your a sick fuck !!!

WOW !!! OUCH !!! WHAT THE FUCK ??? HOW WOULD YOU HAVE THE BRIGHT IDEA OF DOING THIS SHIT ??? SOOOO MUCH STUFF RUNS THROUGH YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU LOOK AT THIS …. I CAN’T TELL IF IT’S A HE OR SHE BUT THEY HAVE LOST THEIR DAMN MIND !!!

Holy shit!!! Ewww fucking ewwww….. hope they got a refund!

This is what happens when you don’t have TV. These guys got to much fuckin time on their hands. They don’t have TV’s but somehow they found a video camera to film this shit…. AMAZING!!!

If you read this and you are not disgusted or wincing at the thought of sticking your dick in a hot tailpipe (and not the kind of tailpipe you want that shit to be in) then you got a serious problem and should think about seeking psychiatric  advice. 

I read an article about some fucking lunatic who claims to have made love to over 30 vehicles including one Apache helicopter when he used to be in the Marines. How the fuck is that shit possible??? I looked it up and found these tricks of the trade on how to fuck your car properly(hahaha like there is a proper way to do your car). 

I Bet this guy wishes he could have gotten his grimy little hands on Kit from night rider 

That car can fucking talk back and tell him how greasy its getting but he never got a chance cause he got cock blocked by  ”The Hoff”. 

All’s I can say is WOOOOOWWW. Im in shock right now….. it actually says if you want the car to “return the favor” Jaguars have nice shifting knobs that make for easy insertion! I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. 

I actually feel a bit disturbed for just reading this, hahaha. Sorry if you do now as well. Bet you will never look at a carbon fiber gear shifting knob the same now will you?